Inane Conversations Part 3

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Scene: In the electronics department at Target looking at DVD player totes. To my right is a bank of 20 televisions all on the same channel, now playing some sort of Phillips' Milk of Magnesia advertisement.

TV Commercial: What is your colon saying to you?

Me (while browsing): I'm not sure, we get "crappy" reception.

Family in next aisle howling with laughter.

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posted by suzyjax on 9/28/2008 12:50:00 PM > 0 comments

Inane online conversation

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Online conversation from last Friday (after McCain announced his VP choice).

Dude: Do you find it ironic that McCain's choice has a last name that rhymes with Stalin?

Me: Was listening to her speech on NPR. They/she prounounced it Palin, with long a. As in "pale in comparison to other, more qualified candidates for the vice presidential nomination".

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posted by suzyjax on 9/07/2008 03:34:00 AM > 0 comments

Inane Converstion with my Mother, Part I

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Scene: Moms is watching the Weather channel, I am installing some stuff on her computer.

Me: Hurricane Ike, hmm. I wonder how long until someone refers to the storm as Ike Turner?

Mom: Or President Eisenhower. (always trying to get in the right-wing viewpoint)

Me: Gosh, Mom. I don't think someone will refer to a storm as "I Like Ike". I do see someone saying "that storm beat down on me like Ike beat Tina".

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posted by suzyjax on 9/03/2008 08:26:00 AM > 0 comments

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